Not by the Nazis.
Not by the Commies.
It's much MUCH worse than that.
It's...
THE YARD GNOMES!
These seemingly innocuous creatures perch in yards across America. They smile sweetly, blushing shyly, pretending to tend gardens. Beneath that shiny glazed facade hides a calculating killer. And as soon as they have you fooled, you'll be their next victim. Are you prepared?
Protecting America from Yard Gnomes for One Hundred Years
We proudly bring you information essential to survival against the devil's ceramic spawn. Don't let yourself be caught by surprise!
How to Spot A Yard Gnome