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 Karen, Tucker, Gerrit, Philip, & Dave on an outing to Six Flags over Georgia. Happy family? No doubt, but our investigation has uncovered several potentially embarrassing secrets which shed new light on this family's strange past... Family Pictures Uncover Hideous Facial Hair Mistake! Most people will confess to having a bad photographic experience with their driver's license, but few would purposely sabotage their looks and then go so far as to include the obvious error in judgment in one of their family portraits. Apparently, the Burkes feel no such restrictions. Check out their Family portraits from the last fifteen years and see (among other things) the year of the hideous mustache!
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The faint hope that Dave could somehow explain himself by claiming he was the result of some sort of weird alien encounter was dashed recently when photos revealed irrefutable evidence of his direct connection to the Burke family line. Our photo clearly shows the progression of the unavoidable, if impressive, Burke Schnoz through the generations. Click on the link below to see the evidence, but be warned: the photo may frighten small children and animals! Schnoz Photo There is a glimmer of hope for the Burke line, however; the schnoz appears to be getting better with each generation. So, there may yet be hope for the boys. For more information about the Burke family connections, visit our Genealogy Page which includes several ways to explore our relationships to the families: Burke (and Burk), Tucker, Dvorak, Roberts, Rosenbaum, Robbins, Radschlag, Martin and many more. |