Pictures and Commentary
Jason and I had a ball at midnight, taking pictures with his digital camera. We found a spot that had a cool lighting and we took pictures of it. We were test subjects, of course. So this one is me. Not a very good picture, but the lighting is a natural effect. Very cool.
"Why, God, Why?! WHERE HAS ALL MY CHEESE GONE?!"
What is the meaning of life? Ah, yes . . . 42 . . .
They're coming to get me! Finally! Oh, wait, it's just the lamp. Dang.
They're trying to get me again! Oh, wait, no, same lamp. Jeez. I've got to stop doing that . . .

Is that Jason up there, trying to be abducted by a street light?

Hey! They're really trying this tim- oh, no, another lamp . . .
It's Them!
Hey, mom? Yeah, could you turn my underwear over in the over? I know, I just want the starch be really stiff.
Woe is me. [pause] Woe is me! [another pause. looks around] I said WOE IS ME! Come on, people, where's the love . . .
All I wanted was a hug.

Hey, baby, how you doin'?

Yo.
Yeah, I sees you. You don' need ta messin' no mo, foo. Da's right.
Jason, swinging from lampost to lampost, proclaims himself kind of the, well, the lamposts . . .
Yes, that is just one picture with both of us in it.
Steve (Jason), Moi, Mrs. Hickam, and Winnie, when Hickam came to speak to our school.
Dear Diary,
I met a kid with no dick today, and his name was Richard . . .